“Don’t Want No Foo-Foo Haircut On My Head”

Tim Lincecum, winner of this year’s NL Cy Young award, seems to have an aversion to haircuts of any kind, “foo-foo” or otherwise. Witness the length of his locks in this recent photo:

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Maybe his award should have been named the Cyann Young award. Pretty soon, I’ll be getting him confused with her:

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70’s punk pioneer Patti Smith. Ms. Smith appears to be a bit confused herself, as it appears that she’s standing next to a urinal.

Of course, smoking certain substances has been known to cause memory loss. Thank goodness Timmy has that tattoo of the symbol for “male” on his back to remind him, just in case!

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In Phillies-related news, a one-year deal appears imminent with Juan Castro, who will replace Eric Bruntlett as a utility infielder. Not much to say on this, as I don’t know too much about Castro, but he certainly has to be an improvement over Bruntlett’s abysmal .171 batting average.

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Tomorrow is Thanksgiving – I hope all of you out there have a great turkey day, and enjoy the time spent with your family and friends. Every year I intend not to eat so much, but I always do, and spend the rest of the afternoon practically comatose.

As soon as I’m done typing this, I better go start cleaning like a fiend – only 24 hours till my guests arrive!

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In case you were wondering, the title of this entry is a song from the truly unique Mojo Nixon. Check him out, you’ll see that “unique” doesn’t even begin to convey the full wierdness that is Mojo.

5 Comments

Hope you have a happy Thanksgiving too!! Have fun cleaning and cooking!! And yes, his hair is long… probably longer than mine!!
-Holly
http://irishsoxkid19.mlblogs.com

I think if her were wearing a Phillies uniform, the hair would totally work ;o)

Have a Happy Turkey day!!

Jenn
http://philliesphollowers.mlblogs.com/

Oh Tim Lincecum…
I almost went to one of his games that he started in California this summer. I couldn’t, but if I had, I would have run on the field with scissors, and given him a haircut. Not kidding.
Elizabeth
http://redsoxgirl46.mlblogs.com

Tim’s hair…he always looks like he needs to wash it also! Hope you had a Happy Thanksgiving!

Julia
http://werbiefitz.mlblogs.com/

Hope you had a good Thanksgiving… Lincecum just looks like a dope head…wonder if he own a guitar and tries to jam to some weird sh!t too…
~peter
Outside the Phillies Looking In
http://devilabrit.mlblogs.com

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